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If Pests Took Over the NFL

Written by Aptive Environmental November 5, 2024

Imagine a world where pests ruled the NFL. The teams you know and love would be transformed into the creepy, crawly, and downright persistent creatures that invade our homes. Thankfully, pest control experts make sure these critters stay off your real home turf. Here’s what the NFL lineup might look like if bugs and pests took over!


Green Bay “Smackers”

Green Bay Smackers

“Swatting down every pass that comes their way!”


Tampa Bay “Buccan-earwigs”

Tampa Bay Buccan Earwigs

“Invading the field, one yard at a time!”


San Francisco “Pokey Biters”

San Francisco Pokey Biters

“Leaving their mark on every down!”


Cleveland “Brown Recluses”

Cleveland Brown Recluses

“Silent but deadly on the gridiron!”


Pittsburgh “Stingers”

Pittsburgh Stingers

“Swarming the offense, stinging the defense!”


Philadelphia “Weevils”

Philadelphia Weevils

“Gnawing their way to victory!”


Seattle “Flea-hawks”

Seattle Flea Hawks

“Leaping past the competition!”


New York “Gi-ants”

New York Gi Ants

“Strength in numbers, power in every play!”


Minnesota “Fly-kings”

Minnesota Fly Kings

“Buzzing through the end zone!”


Houston “Ticks-ans”

Houston Ticks Ans

“Locked in tight ‘til the final whistle!”


Las Vegas “Pantry Raiders”

Las Vegas Pantry Raiders

“Stealing wins like crumbs from your pantry!”


New England “Rats”

New England Rats

“Finding gaps, breaking through defenses!”


Let the pest games begin! Which team would you root for in this bugged-out NFL lineup?

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